Smut & Spirits: Forever Pucked

So what constitutes a screaming beaver? Really, what makes a beaver scream? Well, in Helena Hunting‘s Pucked series, a screaming beaver could be a hand full of things. For instance, a beaver that’s been…

  • freshly waxed

  • fully satisfied

  • thoroughly taxed AKA all outa’ hugs (wink)

  • … insert witty vagina innuendo… and so on.

But never before has a beaver made an impression on me like it did in Forever Pucked. I could pretend to be unsure of where my fascination with Vi’s beave buddy came from but I wont. It’s totally because of Violet and her crazy-ass antics. What can I say? She inspires me to be the most amazingly ridiculous version of myself. EVER.

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So in celebration of Violet and Alex (the most perfect book couple that has ever been written) tying the knot and committing Super MC to Beaver for life, I present a sweet drink Vi would be happy to get buzzed on…

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Get the recipe now on my Smut & Spirits Page!

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Smut & Spirits: Felony Ever After

It’s been a long time since I’ve read something that made me geek out all over the place. And by geek out…I mean smile so much my fucking face hurts. Felony Ever After (FEA) a domino anthology by Helena Hunting (Goodreads Author)…

Debra Anastasia (Goodreads Author), Nina Bocci (Goodreads Author), Belle Aurora (Goodreads Author), Tijan, Katherine Stevens, K.A. Robinson, Liv Morris (Goodreads Author) , Penelope Ward (Goodreads Author), Vi Keeland (Goodreads Author), Leisa Rayven (Goodreads Author), S.M. Lumetta (Goodreads Author), J.M. Darhower (Goodreads Author)

… Did just that. FEA was everything I knew it would be and more. I loved Verity and Hudson so much!!! But one thing surprised me more than anything —how sweet the story is. So, in tribute to Felony Ever After, I present to you The Honeybee(r). Enjoy.
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Smut & Spirits: Pucked Over by Helena Hunting

Helena’s amazing Pucked Series inspired me to whip up a new drānk for the Smut & Spirits page. And because booze and hockey go together like syrup and pancakes this was an easy mix.

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Seriously. I can’t imagine not having a drink while watching one of the sexiest most animalistic sports out there. That is how the Puck Me Up came to be. Cause whether your watching or reading about hockey, you’re bound to get a little hot under the jersey. So mix this drink and sip it while you simmer. Want the recipe?!? Click here!

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Curious about Helena’s new Book Pucked Over?

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Click on this link to read my review on Collector of Book Boyfriends and Girlfriends now!

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Smut & Spirits: The Moscow Master

 When it comes to cocktails in Mother Russia, vodka is where it’s at! Vodka, my favorite liquor of all, originated in Eastern Europe. And according to different sources, the first production was either in Poland in the 8th century or in the area of today’s Russia in the late 9th century. Now, I know this will seem…exspected…but I have a new Master in my life. OH! And he drinks—you guessed it— Vodka.

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In The Master, by Kresley Cole, The main character Maksimilian (Maxím) Sevastyan is a devastatingly handsome billionaire who usually prefers tall obedient blondes to fulfill his…singular BDSM desires. Maxím has a routine— a script he follows with each scheduled sexual encounter (female escorts only) …until he meets Catarina (Cat) Marin. Cat’s a little Latino spitfire that has just enough spunk to stop the big scary Russian Dominant in his tracks and question “What are you doing to me?”

This book is hot!  Seriously HOT! So whilst reading it, I needed something to cool me down. That is how The Moscow Master came to be…In my hand…While reading this book.

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Ingredients:
  • 2 oz Vodka (Use Russian vodka)
  • ½ oz Freshly squeezed lime juice
  • 5 oz Ginger beer
  • Mint and lime for garnish
Mixing
  1. Fill a copper mug with ice.
  2. Pour in vodka, lime juice, and ginger beer.
  3. Stir to combine all the ingredients.
  4. Add fresh mint sprigs and lime slices as a garnish and to give it a little hint of mint flavor.

Drinking:

This is the best part. Drinking The Moscow Master is an easy treat. Just sit, sip, and submit to its awesome deliciousness.

See all my book-realated cocktails here on my Smut & Spirits page!

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